BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each comes in a 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3″ x 1″ Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin.

BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages

What the reviewers say

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I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I’m glad I did.

I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: “I’m with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak.”

I’m so fond of these band-aids that it’s a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I’m actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think.

More Product Details

Amazon price: $1.51
Brand: Accoutrements
Model: 11476
Rating: 4.3 / 104 (104 reviews)

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